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Considering user needs for social post
I think the user might be looking for a catchy social media post. They started with quotes and exclamations, so it makes sense to ask a clarifying question with a few different options. I’ll keep it short! The idea around the World Cup draw seems a bit off since it usually relates to FIFA and not American football, and Trump’s presence is probably unlikely. I should focus on clarity and suggest fact-checking instead of making assumptions. Let's draft a short response in Chinese with options.
你想让我做什么呢?我可以:
- 快速核查这条消息的真伪与来源
- 写一段精简的新闻快讯版(100字内) 
- 写一篇简短评论/解读
- 改写成更抓眼球的标题或社媒文案
- 翻译成英文标题
提示:这条说法听起来像段子,我建议先查证。需要我现在帮你查吗?